Oilers Alumni Brace For Toughest Challenge Yet

September 28, 2016

In an effort to increase their odds of winning the hockey game against the local Leghorn Foghorns, the Oilers Alumni have announced their lineup for the October 1st showdown in Lac La Biche. This list includes:

# 1 Joaquin Gage                    
# 5 Doug Hicks
# 20 Dave Lumley                    
# 21 Bruce Hardy
# 25 Craig Topolinisky            
# 27 Dave Semenko
# 28 Matt Kassian                    
# 43 Jason Strudwick
# 44 Rob Brown
# 45 Mark Fistric

To date, the Edmonton Oilers Alumni have never won a single game against the world renown Leghorn Foghorn Oldtimers. Nevertheless, they are bravely hoping to break the unbreakable and achieve the unachievable.

Hockey commentators say this is going to be the don’t-miss game of the season, billed as edge-of-your-seat Hockey Night in Lac La Biche!

Scandal and intrigue have erupted as the Oilers Alumni recruited a number of local players in an effort to win Saturday’s showdown (and got them to pay for this opportunity).

We’re not sure what bamboozling, trickery or flattery the NHL used, but it’s going to be a very tight competition with these champions bolstering the Oilers’ chances:

Darren Reid-Buffalo Lake Development Corporation
Blake Chwedoruk-Chedkor
Bradley Hutchinson-Edcon Power Tongs
Keaton Willey-Kingdom Cats
Moe Abougoushe-IGA
Chaffic Moghrabi-LLB Sporting Goods
Leo Piquette-various sponsors (will play goal)